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'Tis the season to be horny
Kara Dudzik
With the holiday break fast approaching I thought it would be in my best interest to find some creative ways to spice up my month off of school, besides sleeping until noon and patronizing the mall. Luckily I was able to find numerous Christmas themed sex toys to put on my wish list. So if your Christmas wish involves getting your stocking stuffed with something other than a chocolate Santa, then these naughty holiday treats are a way to ensure that Jack Frost ends up nipping at your.....
1: Red and green body paint. Christmas themed and edible body paints are just one cost efficient way to spice up the Holidays. What could be more festive than decorating someone’s package the night before Christmas?
2: Candy cane flavored condoms. What will they think of next? If you love sucking on candy canes, you might also enjoy sucking on a condom covered.....
3: Peppermint flavored edible lube. Lubrication is a must if a night of multiple orgasms is on your wish list. The lube is not only edible, but heats up if blown on. The lube won’t be the only thing that heats up when you start to blow.
4: Red and green glow in the dark bubble bath. There’s nothing better than seeing someone wet and wearing his or her holidays finest! Festive glow in the dark bubbles get the job done if you feel like sliding down some stallions’ chimney or jingling some gals bells.
5: Cinnamon flavored warming lotion. The warming lotion is edible and can be applied anywhere on the skin. Once applied the lotion provides a warming sensation. Once licked off it tastes like Aunt Margie’s Christmas cookies. Yum!
6: Candy cane shaped vibrator. For those of you who want more than just your stocking stuffed this year, a festive vibrator is a good way to ensure anything but a silent night.
7: Naughty or nice coupons. These creative coupons will have both partners shouting out with glee. Come all ye’ horny!
Many of the above mentioned items can be found http://www.tabutoys.com, and if by chance, none of these naughty ideas appeal to you, there’s always good old mistletoe as an option. Or why not give the gift that keeps on giving. Wrap yourself up as a gift and head over to that guy or gal’s house and ask if he or she wouldn’t mind unwrapping his or her first present...YOU. Ho! Ho! Ho!
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